Rude Kitchen 
For five and a half years, I have been living and working in a Buddhist center in Germany. It’s 1.5 km to the nearest village, 600 m to the closest neighbor, and 300 m to the nearest nature reserve. I’m a bit like a dog living off altar scraps — almost literally. For instance, I eat what’s left over … Read more
For dessert, dumplings will make their way to the Christmas Eve menu in addition to almond soup, but they are also excellent as a dessert. Served with a carob sauce or cream. And it is this mysterious carob that I am here to talk about. Carob is a flour made from the carob tree’s fruit, commonly known … Read more
TVP: texture vegetable protein. Until recently, only TSP, or “textured soy protein,” was available on the market. These are all those products like dry soy cutlets (affectionately called “sawdust cutlets”), pieces, granules, steaks — large, rectangular cutlets with a fibrous texture. TSP products had their time, at least in Poland, in the 1990s, when they were pretty … Read more
Have you ever cooked a classic dish you had no idea how it was supposed to taste? Recently, I was tasked with exactly that. We were expecting a visit, postponed since the pandemic, from a high-ranking teacher. You’re not required to know what kind of teacher, so let me explain. I cook at a Tibetan … Read more
A culinary creation is also an open work, dependent on context. Different people will taste different dishes from the same pot, shaped by the context of their experiences. And it’s not only about culinary experience — often, cultural context is even more influential. This becomes clear when, like me, you cook from within one culture for people from … Read more
A century-old classic of Polish zero-waste cuisine: the not-quite-Bajadera balls. The base of this dessert is dates or another sweet dried fruit like figs. Soak dates in minimal hot water, enough for the fruit to absorb and soften. Once cooled, blend to get date cream, a fantastic natural sweetener for desserts, spreads like Nutella, or even … Read more
I reached for one of the cookbooks on my shelf, looking for inspiration, and after a few minutes, I stumbled upon an onion soup recipe. This reminded me of the first soup I ever made as a teenager — onion soup with chunks of bread and grated cheese. Onion soup is a typical “poor man’s” … Read more
Do you check labels when shopping? Regulations clearly define what must be included on labels: ingredients listed in order of quantity, and nutritional values. Most people don’t dispute this, and many — whether avoiding sugar, allergens, or counting calories — are glad that lawmakers have made it mandatory. But what about at a restaurant? How often do you see … Read more
Baking cakes, cookies, desserts, and sweets isn’t exactly my culinary specialty. Probably because for most of my life, when it came to sweets, I liked them all — as long as they had a lot of chili. This cake has no chili, but it’s still good. INGREDIENTS:– 250 ml cooked millet– 100 g raisins– 2 … Read more
Hazelnuts aren’t exactly a staple in daily diets, likely due to their cost. In Germany, hazelnuts are nearly twice as expensive as cashews. Yet, they were once a typical product in traditional folk kitchens. Labor used to be cheap and available, especially for light tasks like gathering berries, mushrooms, herbs, and nuts — tasks even children could … Read more
