Opposite the Porn Cinema

Opposite the Porn Cinema

Saray Köz — Turkish food, Anatolian to be exact. This Turkish place is perfect proof that the best grub is in the worst neighbourhoods. For over a week I didn’t leave the house, laid low on my bed of woe by the flu, and the minute I felt better I’d had such a bellyful of … Read more

Mondelez International is guilty of misleading consumers!

Mondelez International is guilty of misleading consumers!

Mondelez International is guilty of misleading consumers! The ruling concerns a lawsuit filed last year by the consumer association Verbraucherzentrale Hamburg e.V. over the company reducing the size of Milka chocolate bars from 100 g to 90 g without clearly informing consumers. Milka Alpine Milk received the title of “deceptive packaging of the year 2025” … Read more

Fries and living in harmony with nature

Fries and living in harmony with nature

If you don’t like fries, you are a bad person living against nature. Seriously Maybe you are a cyborg according to the prophecy of Bogdan Mielnik from Antrovis (one of two contemporary Polish sects, associated with several unexplained deaths of followers). Why do we like fries? Have you ever wondered why we like fries And … Read more

Who likes Kit Kats?

Who likes Kit Kats?

That, unless you hijacked an Italian truck, you have no eating. From Perugia, in central Italy, last week, a truck full of Kit Kats set off. Destination Poland. Along the way, supplying successive countries. And it disappeared! Interestingly, according to the official statement from Nestle, it is not known where the truck disappeared. I’m asking … Read more

Planetary Mixer

Planetary Mixer

One of those conveniences, one of those devices without which, after some time, you wonder how you ever lived. Unless you practice zen while kneading dough for 20 minutes. But, quoting a classic, for that you need a lot of phlegm in you — and “in me there’s nothing but fury.” If you make dough, … Read more

Ultimate Gemuse Boulion

Ultimate Gemuse Boulion

“In water, fish screw,” as folk wisdom says — so in vegan or plant-based cooking, there’s no place for water. Because that wouldn’t be vegan. Seriously, though: cooking soups, sauces, etc., using juice, oat milk, or broth instead of plain water lifts them to a whole new level. I developed this broth over several years, starting in … Read more

How To Make Fake Fry Fish

How To Make Fake Fry Fish

Christmas Eve in Poland means fish flavors.Even if it’s just herring and carp, there must be fish. Herring, the basic fish of Hamburg and North German street food (Fischbrötchen, the classic fish-in-a-bun), is a people’s fish — staple food for fishermen and villagers along the Baltic and North Sea coasts for centuries. In plant-based cooking, … Read more