That, unless you hijacked an Italian truck, you have no eating.
From Perugia, in central Italy, last week, a truck full of Kit Kats set off. Destination Poland. Along the way, supplying successive countries. And it disappeared!
Interestingly, according to the official statement from Nestle, it is not known where the truck disappeared.
I'm asking more than stating here, but do such vehicles probably have GPS trackers and are monitored by logistics in real time?
Did someone decide
that the holidays are coming, so fuck it! we'll send out a faulty truck!
I wouldn't be surprised.
What could have attracted the thieves is that these are not ordinary Kit Kats!
12 tons, 413,793 pieces from the new Formula 1 line. If it's associated with racing, that's right.
Last year, Kit Kat became the official bar of Formula 1, and the bars from this line are shaped like small racing cars.
I'd smash one. Out of curiosity. Despite my very negative opinion, the topic keeps coming back to sport and advertising alcohol or unhealthy food through sport.
And here it's a perfect match, because looking at the damage that Formula 1 racing does to the environment, the more F1 drivers eat bars (even vegan ones, because there was such a Kit Kat line), the faster they'll get obesity and the faster they'll be gone and the better for the planet and all beings on this planet.
And the theft is probably the work of organized crime.
And not activists.
But a bit earlier, there was an attack on LPP Holding in Pardubice. Contrary to appearances, they don't sew jeans. They make weapons. And sell them to Israel. And that was the reason for the attack by a pro-Palestinian group.
In Germany last year, there were attacks on transformer stations by a group of eco-primitivists.
You can guess where I'm going with this?
Such an almost symbolic transport as chocolates shaped like Formula 1 cars is the best symbol of capitalism since "Work 219: Landscape X" by H.R. Giger in Jello Biafra's interpretation.
And it would be nothing unusual for an attack on such a symbol to be motivated ideologically. And pro-health.
When punks promoting a healthy lifestyle, that is straight edge, were radicalizing, they reached the point where they fuck up people for drinking beer at concerts.
Which, of course, was stupidity, because alcoholism is a systemic problem and should be solved systemically, just like the problem of obesity. Not attacked fat people, but steal trucks with sweets. For example.
Does anyone have a better way to solve the junk food problem?
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